This is not an Exit.

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:17:02 GMT

Movin' to Chicago with g/f.

Promotion at work.

New car.

My mothers 3 fucking cats coming with me.

Hows your life?

Lyrics = tehgay.

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:24:35 GMT

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:38:54 GMT

Your Brain is Yellow

Of all the brain types, yours is the most intellectual.
You crave mental stimulation, and your thoughts tend to be very complex.
Your thoughts tend to be innovative and cutting edge, though many people don't understand them.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about science, architecture, and communication.

What Color Is Your Brain?

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:41:55 GMT

I wonder if there is a direct correlation between attics and the human psyche. People store all their unwanted memories, useless junk, and cherished possessions in them. Every day you come home, its all there hanging over your head. Then someday, maybe after you're dead, someone goes up there and opens the troves of boxes revealing your sharpie labeled, loosely categorized, pointless life.
Like a terrible curse.

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:51:50 GMT

perfect

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:45:18 GMT

<td align="center"> Austin's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"My goal is to become a duke - our love is standing in the way"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:48:02 GMT

All We Want Is A Head Rush
All We Want Is To Get Out Of Our Skin For A While
We Have Nothing To Lose Because We Don't Have Anything
Anything We Want Anyway...
We Used To Hate People
Now We Just Make Fun Of Them
It's More Effective That Way
We Don't Live
We Just Scratch On Day To Day
With Nothing But Matchbooks And Sarcasm In Our Pockets
And All We Are Waiting For Is For Something Worth Waiting For
Let's Admit America Gets The Celebrities We Deserve
Let's Stop Saying "Don't Quote Me" Because If No One Quotes You
You Probably Haven't Said A Thing Worth Saying
We Need Something To Kill The Pain Of All That Nothing Inside
We All Just Want To Die A Little Bit
We Fear That Pop-Culture Is The Only Culture We're Ever Going To Have
We Want To Stop Reading Magazines
Stop Watching Tv
Stop Caring About Hollywood
But We're Addicted To The Things We Hate
We Don't Run Washington And No One Really Does
Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country
Ask What Your Country Did To You
The Only Reason You're Still Alive Is Because Someone
Has Decided To Let You Live
We Owe So Much Money We're Not Broke We're Broken
We're So Poor We Can't Even Pay Attention
So What Do You Want
You Want To Be Famous And Rich And Happy
But You're Terrified You Have Nothing To Offer This World
Nothing To Say And No Way To Say It
But You Can Say It In Three Languages
You Are More Than The Sum Of What You Consume
Desire Is Not An Occupation
You Are Ultimately Thrilled And Desperate
Skyhigh And Fucked
Let's Stop Praying For Someone To Save Us And Start Saving Ourselves
Let's Stop This And Start Over
Let's Go Out-Let's Keep Going
This Is Your Life-This Is Your Fucking Life
We Need Something To Kill The Pain Of All That Nothing Inside
Quit Whining You Haven't Done Anything Wrong Because Frankly
You Haven't Done Much Of Anything
Someone's Writing Down Your Mistakes
Someone's Documenting Your Downfall

R.I.P Leo

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:33:21 GMT

We had to put one of our cats to sleep, I cried alot.

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:47:42 GMT

Clouded123: well i found out hes going to nau and it makes me sad i dont want to run into him there
Clouded123: because i fucking hate him
Urban Lobotomy: lol
Urban Lobotomy: smite him
Urban Lobotomy: for the both of us
Clouded123: i probably will
Urban Lobotomy: in true black metal form
Urban Lobotomy: with an iceburg
Clouded123: yea its flagstaff too so it will be grim and frostbitten
Urban Lobotomy: indeed

Guess who's back bitches

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:24:53 GMT

Thats right, yours truely. Miss me? didn't think so. Too bad for you I live to post another day. My life is the same as usual, nothing new, nothing interesting, no drama, just over all happiness. I can't complain really I read lots of peoples posts and they whine and bitch. I have the usual every day headaches, nothing major, money concerns, annoying people, bad job, niggers. Well now, anyone interested in what life has been like for me now knows. Time for you to worry about your own life again.

P.S. I read in the paper about some filthy towel heads gunning down an innocent nun. When will those people learn that the rest of the world couldn't give a shit about their pathetic little religion, their pathetic little cause, and their pathetic little existance. When will we all learn to treat them like the garbage they really are....the middle east has been at war for 2000 years, not you, not me, not 500,000 racist driven patriots, not a bible toating American president, and not any god is gonna change that. NUKE THE FUCKING SAND NIGGERS, excluding shashi.

- A.J.

Current Events

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:20:58 GMT

Picked out an apartment. Moving in the 24th if all goes well. Got a new kitten, name's Doc Holliday. Pics coming soon.

-Peace, A.J.

P.S. Brevity, learn it.

Oddness

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:36:04 GMT

I keep having dreams about Tina, wtf. Did she die or something people?

The secret to my success with women.....

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:53:36 GMT

Is lots and lots of Star Wars Galaxies, oh yes women will swoon over your might as you crush your foes with the seething blade of a light saber. As an example I shall now post you some screen shots of my unquestionable glory.

Lets take a poll

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 00:35:36 GMT

In your opinion which is better?

A.) Being a Sexually dominearing, arrogant, police officer?
or
B.) Being a failed over-actress, drug addict, who's life can be summed up in two words "rehab" and "relapse"?

It has been a while I know.

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:38:14 GMT

I wish people would simply accept the fact that I'm a mean person. Too many cry babies in this world I swear. You had all better toughen up because when I rule the earth I will bring the power of the iron fist down on top of your puny little lives, and no amount of whining or crying will stop it.

P.S. Also when I rule the earth, there will be for your conveniance, a taco bell on every street corner. Thats just how much I care about my loyal subjects.

AND NOW

a survey.

hmm just kidding, can't find a decent one.

NM I found one, stole it from Nico,

Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A: Hmm no I just woke up world domination is on my mind, as per usual

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: To the grocery store for some milk, sugar, and hawiian punch

Q: Who is the last person you called?
A: well I attempted to call paige but she was out on a run.

Q: Who is the last person you texted?
A: I think it was alisha, and that was....about 3 months ago.

Q: Been cheated on?
A: Yes

Q: Ever been caught having sex?
A: Um nope, but one time at erins birthday party, erins mom walked in on tina and I in the bathroom and we were doing some heavy petting, and then another time, tina's mom walked in on us and she was shirtless and bra less and straddling me.

Q: Do you look like your mom or dad?:
A: I suppose I have more of my mothers features

Q: Do you have any siblings?
A: Brother and sister

Q: Do you smile often?:
A: I guess I don't really count how many times I smile in a day

Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A: Maybe, but its probably not something good.

Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity)
A: World Domination

Q: Do you wish on stars?
A: No but I do wish on eyelashes

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A: I have to I wear boots

Q: What is the most disgusting food you've ever eaten?
A: I don't really remember.

Q: Would you kill someone?
A: Hmmmmm.......yes.

Q: When did you last cry?
A: I don't remember been a long while.

Q: Do you like your handwriting?
A: Not really, its messy and hard to read.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: *See beggining of post*

Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?
A: I don't think so.

Q: Do you regret anything?
A: Yes. Alot of things. Thats not to say I'm sorry for them, merely regret having made a mockery of my self. For things I am sorry for I apologize.

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?:
A: My own.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?:
A: Red.

Q: Do you have any pets?:
A: Mhm, henry and leo KTTIES!

Q: What is the most recent movie you watched?:
A: V for Vendetta

Q: What were you doing at midnight last night?:
A: Playing Star Wars Galaxies.

Q: i cant wait till:
A: All of you are burning in the pyre of my tyranny.

Q: when was the last time you saw your dad?
A: um....8 months ago?

Q: when was the last time you say your mom?
A: about 12 hours ago.

Q: is tom on your friends list?:
A: No.

Q: look to your left. what's there?:
A: A table with a tv on it.

Q: do you own a picture phone?:
A: No, that fancy pants stuff is just a waste of money.

Q: ever cried yourself to sleep?
A: No.

Q: ever cried on your friends shoulder?:
A: No.

Q: song that makes you cry?:
A: None, but some songs make me nostalgic, is that close enough?

Q: are you a normally happy person?:
A: Yes. despite how much I bitch, I'm still happy bitching.

Q: has anyone besides your friends and family ever sad 'i love you' to you?
A: Yes, quite a few liars have, and some honest ones.

Q: is your self-esteem extremely low?:
A: If by low you mean, I think I'm a living God, then yes.

Q: Current Music:
A: Elvis Costello - Pump it up.

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:37:03 GMT

Who were you in a past life? by Kat007
Name:
Birthdate:
Favorite Color:
Country:
You were most probably:	Vlad the Impaler
If not then you were:	Julius Ceasar

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:05:05 GMT

Molly: you cant get rid of me
Urban Lobotomy: yeah like a bad case of herpes
Urban Lobotomy: just when I think you're gone
Urban Lobotomy: bam you pop up again
Molly: its what i do

Life

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:33:21 GMT

Contemplate
Assimilate
Regurgitate
Ctrl+
Alt+
Delete
Lather
Rinse
Repeat

15 reasons why I'll cause the apocalypse

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 01:30:17 GMT

1. I let the water run when I brush my teeth.
2. I eat canned tuna regardless of its safety towards dolphins.
3. I throw my cigarette celafain out the window, and then immeadiatly throw my butts out the window as well
4. I do not recycle.
5. I spend 30 minutes just standing in the shower before I even think about starting to wash up, and then another 15 thinking about it before I actually do.
6. I throw batteries into normal trash cans.
7. I flush my toilet multiple times while taking a shit, for good measure, and I guess I just have a thing for wasting water.
8. I drive a car with no muffler.
9. I don't hessitate to buy a hamburger and then change my mind and just throw it away.
10. I use ozone depleting sprays and chemicals whenever possible.
11. I'll walk into a room turn on the tv and then go upstairs and sit on the computer, after I've already gone through the house turning on all the lights.
12. If I had a really hot cousin and she wanted to bone me, I'd most likely let her
13. I eat Vienna Sausages, like a fiend smokes crack.
14. I love things made from animal hide, as long as it doesn't come from a type of kitty or fox.
15. I smoke at gas pumps, and leave the car running.

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:41:36 GMT

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Beauty is the Enemy

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:55:38 GMT

Oh you thin insipid lullabies of compliance
Do we not see the ripping flesh of countless pretty creatures
When they become the food of my grotesque lust
All bodies require food
It's their right
Defiled
Defiled
Defiled are they
Those who remain at the surface do so at their own peril
Those who dive beneath the surface glorify the grotesque
Glorify the grotesque
Uprooting ugliness to be their heroic standard
Ugliness my flag
Ugliness my flag
Be warned you are marred
Misshapen
Measly
Your desperation is disfigured devotion
Beauty is the enemy
Acceptance of ugliness is the redemption of sanity
There is no beauty only ugliness
There is no glamour only ghastly blemish
All romance disfigured
All morals monstrous
All beauty our enemy
They are the elect to whom grotesque things bring only rapture
Genocidal chatter
Merely nodding
Ugliness is a form of genius

Can you hear me out there?
Can you hear me out there? Do you remember that one?
Ok, well, there's your message

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:46:18 GMT

I don't have much to say right now...but I am bored and so here is the resulting post. YAY!

This amuses me OH AND LOOK ALICE you and I should have gotten along...smartass.

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:38:37 GMT

Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating
rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your
brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial
killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly
because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very
calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind.
Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better
than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak
little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your
personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath,
because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please
don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

If you like good humor, be sure to take my girlfriend's Mullet Test, because it is much more awesome than this test.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 75% on Rationality
You scored higher than 44% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 84% on Brutality
You scored higher than 63% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Assassin
77% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 50% Intellect, 27% Spirituality

Violent and deceptive: You are an Assassin.

Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken
after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're
an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.

Skulking through the shadows... hunting their prey without
remorse... Assassins are some of the most dangerous killers in D&D,
and evil bastards to boot.

You're not necessarily evil, but you are both violent and sneaky.
Chances are you aren't very honorable. Though who knows? You might have
some noble goals, even if your methods tend to be... unorthodox. You
might just be a Slayer of Domiel or something.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 72% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 21% on Intellect
You scored higher than 27% on Spirituality

Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:14:49 GMT

IF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, OR IF I AM ON YOURS, FILL THIS OUT:
1. name:
2. birthday:
3. place of residence:
4. what makes you happy:
5. what are you listening to now/have listened to last:
6. do you read my lj:
7. if you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. an interesting fact about you:
9. are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. favourite place to be:
11. favourite lyric:
12. best time of the year:
13. weirdest food you like:
14. do farts make you laugh:

RECOMMEND
1. a film:
2. a book:
3. a band, a song and an album:

PLUS
1. one thing you like about me:
2. two things you like about yourself:
3. put this in your lj so i can tell you what i think of you.
4. post a picture you (if possible):

p.s.

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 07:43:53 GMT

If any of you are wondering what the elustrious aj's resolution was. It was to be meaner.